Baseball Fan Turned Pianist Pillows

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Concert Pianist.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Piano Recital

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Cesar Franck

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Raw Piano Bar

"You're welcome."