Piano Player Wannabe T-Shirts

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Piano Keyboard

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

Sonata for Piano and Dog

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Jerry Lordan

Romantic Duet

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Computer Music

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."