Barren Trade Adventurer Gifts

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Very Difficult Conversations

The Salesman

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

Coast to coast walk.

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Sorry. Cash only."

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

Now Entering China

Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.