Baroque Bathing Buff Gifts

Mozart swimming.

Theorbo

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Claudius Monteverdi.

Easter Island

'Which end's the shallow end?'

How to recover from a bad day

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Baroque

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'