Baroque Bathers Gifts

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'How's the water skiing?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Shower curtain call.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Bathing.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

Mozart swimming.

Lovers sharing a bath.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Is this the open house?'

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

Women bathing at the seaside

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

Walk in bath.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

Bathing Women

Bagpiper in the Bath

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

Christmas singing in the bath

Man in Bath with Laptop and Bird.

Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub