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Mozart swimming.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Theorbo

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Claudius Monteverdi.

How to recover from a bad day

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Easter Island

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat