Barn Beautifier T-Shirts

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'We've got the cleanest barn in the county.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Doing the borders.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Urban spring.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

How men shop for towels.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

"The groomer used too much product."

Objets D'Angst

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Gardener laying turf.

The Attorney Barn

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

"I can't believe they don't sell toilets!"