Home Beautifier T-Shirts

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Painting Buddies.

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

Objets D'Angst

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Great Perfume!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Urban spring.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"You know your dog better than I do."

How men shop for towels.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.