Home Beautifier Mugs

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

Objets D'Angst

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Great Perfume!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Urban spring.

"You know your dog better than I do."

How men shop for towels.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."