Bark Buff Pillows

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Frankly, I didn't know you were allowed to do that any more.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Oh Hi!'

Dogs

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

I fart more than that!

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Get on with it!

French horn.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."