Barker Buff Pillows

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Pirate

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

French horn.

Appointments and Disappointments

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Scrooge McCow

Arturo Sandoval

A mad scientist.

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'