Bark Buster Pillows

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Noise machines for dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

The Inner Dog.

"He's sending an instant message."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'No, no, no I said SIT'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Bork! Bork!"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'We double-dog dare you.'

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"Don't come crying to me when you're no longer cute and still not housebroken."

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.