Bracket Buster Pillows

For Timely Filing

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Sigmund Freud.

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Noise machines for dogs.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Warning.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"No, you come in on four."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. If that's the neighbor's dog, I'm not here.

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

"We already demolished that!"

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

Control Freaks Without Borders

Miles/Blisters.