Bard Buff Pillows

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Be creative...!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Baking

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Of Mice and Men.

Some scents are nonsense.

French horn.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Why is it always about me?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Newton's Law and Order.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Privatized Jails

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"This is a blind audition, right?"