Bard Buff Pillows

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Be creative...!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Baking

Of Mice and Men.

Some scents are nonsense.

French horn.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Why is it always about me?'

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

We're polishing our brand.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Gator Painter.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy