Bark And Ballet Pillows

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

No Soliciting

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog-English dictionary.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"