Bark Interpreters Pillows

Free Associating.

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Have you tried biting him?"

Frederic Chopin

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Caricatures $20"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Another slander suit!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."