Bark Interpreter Pillows

"Hey there – sorry to disturb you, but if you have a few minutes we'd like to talk with you about your barking."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"That's just not the real me."

"Oh, she hears the bark, but all the nuance goes right over her head."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"Oh, she hears the bark, but all of the nuance goes right over her head."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

Barks in code.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Caricatures $20"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Art Gallery.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."