Barking Interpreter Pillows

'He's sending an instant message.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Barks in code.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog phrenology

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"That's just not the real me."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.