Barking Debater Pillows

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog phrenology

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog in therapy.

Like Minded

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'