Barking Battler Pillows

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Arf! Arf!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog phrenology

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog in therapy.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

I know they told me not to bark

Your Country Needs MOO!

One giant bark for dogkind.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

'No, no, no I said SIT'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

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