Bark Broadcaster Pillows

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."