Bark Broadcaster Pillows

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Cruel Pet Tricks

Dog-English dictionary.