Bark-chronicler Pillows

'It's the closest thing dogs have to blogging.'

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'