Barfly Investigator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the dedicated barfly investigator? Our curated collection of humorous and thoughtful items celebrates their nightlife adventures and investigative spirit. Whether they're piecing together clues or simply enjoying the lively bar scene, find the perfect way to show your support and appreciation with gifts that match their curious and fun-loving personality.

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"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman." mockup

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

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Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders. mockup

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' " mockup

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?' mockup

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

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"An everything Martini, please."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.' mockup

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

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"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head." mockup

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"I forget to drink."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"You seem dangerous. I like that." mockup

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'Fried chickens.'

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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

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"Catnip for everyone."

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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer." mockup

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

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"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?" mockup

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

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'No Fred, this one is one me!'

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'Joe has been partying hard!'

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"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!' mockup

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

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Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?' mockup

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

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Quiz Night...

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'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!' mockup

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

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If bar stools were like playground swings...

If bar stools were like playground swings... mockup

If bar stools were like playground swings...

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'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?' mockup

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

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"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest." mockup

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

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"What would you like me to play next?" mockup

"What would you like me to play next?"

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'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!' mockup

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

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Barfly Investigator Gifts Collection

Barfly Investigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the barfly investigator—perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily routine.

Barfly Investigator Pillows

See our pillows that bring a touch of humor and investigation-inspired charm to their living space.

Barfly Investigator Prints

Browse our prints, ideal for decorating the investigator’s space with witty and playful artwork that celebrates their love for mystery and nightlife.

Barfly Investigator T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts made for the curious and witty barfly investigator—fun designs to wear on their nightlife adventures.