Barfly Observer Gifts

Looking for something special for your creatively inclined barfly observer? Discover our collection of funny and thoughtful products—perfect for those who appreciate art, a good drink, and a touch of humor. Whether it's a witty mug, a stylish t-shirt, cozy pillow, or vibrant print, find the ideal gift that lets their personality shine and adds a splash of personality to their space.

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"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."

"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes." mockup

"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."

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"I don't mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It's the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe."

"I don't mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It's the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe." mockup

"I don't mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It's the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe."

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"Actually, make that a double cream." mockup

"Actually, make that a double cream."

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"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water." mockup

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?' mockup

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' " mockup

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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"An everything Martini, please."

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'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.' mockup

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

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"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!" mockup

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head." mockup

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

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Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"I forget to drink."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"You seem dangerous. I like that." mockup

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'Fried chickens.'

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"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?" mockup

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

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'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!' mockup

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

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"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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"Catnip for everyone."

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'Joe has been partying hard!'

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'No Fred, this one is one me!'

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"When will somebody cut the grass?" mockup

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer." mockup

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

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Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?' mockup

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

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Quiz Night...

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'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!' mockup

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

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"What would you like me to play next?" mockup

"What would you like me to play next?"

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'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?' mockup

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

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"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest." mockup

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

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Barfly Observer Gifts Collection

Barfly Observer Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for creative barfly observers. Perfect for those who love a witty twist with their morning brew or evening drink.

Barfly Observer Pillows

Find pillows that add personality to any space and celebrate your creative friend’s love for art, humor, and good drinks.

Barfly Observer Prints

Check out prints that capture the vibrant, creative spirit of your barfly observer—great for decorating their favorite hangout spot or personal space.

Barfly Observer T-Shirts

Browse t-shirts that speak to the artistic and humorous side of your creative barfly observer. Ideal for casual outings or relaxed evenings.