Bar Trickster Pillows

The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Polly tries reverse psychology

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Any other skills?"

Mime Tug-of-War

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"Namaste."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Scarecrow Directions

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

San's old dog with old tricks.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Do you mind?"

'Say when.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Mission: Carrot

"And do you have any other skills?"

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.