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The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Any other skills?"

Mime Tug-of-War

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Scarecrow Directions

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Do you mind?"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

San's old dog with old tricks.

'Say when.'

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Mission: Carrot

"And do you have any other skills?"

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.