Television Trickster Pillows

Pawn channel.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Mime Tug-of-War

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Snowman Magic

Frog Flycatcher.

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"Do you mind?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Say when.'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Perspective Repair

Hand Rabbit