Television Trickster Prints

Pawn channel.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Mime Tug-of-War

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Snowman Magic

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

Perspective Repair

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Say when.'

Hand Rabbit

"Do you mind?"