"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
Bar Fly With A Briefcase Gifts
Looking for gifts for the creative bar fly with a briefcase? Our collection blends witty humor and smart design, perfect for those who balance work and leisure. Whether they savor a good drink after hours or appreciate clever decor, find a gift that matches their lively, imaginative spirit.
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."
I love Lawyers
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'
'Wine, high octane grape juice.'
Waiting for Pants
Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you
'Hanson - committee of four.'
Professional man hurdling
'At least I don't have his life.'
'George said he was coming here to unwind.'
Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.
"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."
"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"
Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes
"Do you take dark money?"
Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.
Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.
'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'
"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."
"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"
"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
"Honey! We're home!"
It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.
'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'
'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'
"Take me home now!"
What is possible and what is probable.
"...and when the show's not on the road, we still like to work together."
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
Bar Fly With A Briefcase Gifts Collection
Bar Fly With A Briefcase Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the creative bar fly with a briefcase—great for adding humor and style to their coffee routine.
Bar Fly With A Briefcase Pillows
Brighten up their space with fun pillows inspired by the spirited bar fly with a briefcase—perfect for adding personality to any room.
Bar Fly With A Briefcase Prints
Find artistic prints celebrating the energetic, creative lifestyle of the bar fly with a briefcase—ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Bar Fly With A Briefcase T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts designed for the creative bar fly—perfect for casual outings and showing off their lively personality.