Bar Fly Enthusiast Gifts

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"Catnip for everyone."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Fried chickens.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'