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'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Truth

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

GCSEs

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Planet of the Lawyers

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"We make crime pay."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Yawning barristers in court

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lady Justice.

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Loopholes