Bar Exam Survivor T-Shirts

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Barristers

Evil Exams!

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Good Luck in your Exams.

Law School teacher.

Examinations.

Planet of the Lawyers

"We make crime pay."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Lady Justice.

Loopholes

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Arrogant junior barrister

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."