Bar Exam Survivor Mugs

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Evil Exams!

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Truth

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Examinations.

Planet of the Lawyers

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

Lady Justice.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Loopholes

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

Arrogant junior barrister