Bar Exam Success Mugs

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Barristers

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

GCSEs

Truth

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Yawning barristers in court

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Lady Justice.

Loopholes