Passed The Bar Exam Mugs

Slaps on the wrist.

Big Bang Theory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Exam

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

GCSEs

Planet of the Lawyers

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"We make crime pay."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Yawning barristers in court

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lady Justice.

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Loopholes