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A Good, But Not A Supreme Court

Big Bang Theory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

GCSEs

Truth

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Yawning barristers in court

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lady Justice.

Best System in the World

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."