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"I'm Edward Sadlon III, your trial-size lawyer."

"At worst, You Honor, my client was an unwitting accomplice to the heinous crimes actually committed by this felonious knife."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Truth

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

GCSEs

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

"We make crime pay."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Yawning barristers in court

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lady Justice.

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Best System in the World