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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

Nervous Oral Testing

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Truth

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Law School teacher.

Examinations.

Planet of the Lawyers

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"We make crime pay."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Yawning barristers in court

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."