Bar Exam Passing Prints

A Good, But Not A Supreme Court

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Exam

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

GCSEs

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

Planet of the Lawyers

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Yawning barristers in court

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Loopholes

Lady Justice.

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"