Bar Exam Celebration Prints

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

"We've found reasons to appeal. It appears you still have some money left"

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

Planet of the Lawyers

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Lady Justice.

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Loopholes

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Arrogant junior barrister

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."