Bar Exam Prints

"Objection denied."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

Barristers

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Truth

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Planet of the Lawyers

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We make crime pay."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'