Bar Exam Pillows

Please confine yourself to the facts, Mr. Cosgrove. I'll handle the insane speculation.

"Objection denied."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

Barristers

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

GCSEs

Truth

Law School teacher.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Planet of the Lawyers

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"We make crime pay."