Passing Bar Exam Pillows

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'

'If you haven't done anything wrong, why did you hire a lawyer?'

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

"My only weapon was the truth, your Honor."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Exam

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Truth

GCSEs

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"We make crime pay."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Yawning barristers in court

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."