Bar Exam Celebration Gifts

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

"We've found reasons to appeal. It appears you still have some money left"

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Truth

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

Loopholes

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Lady Justice.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.