Bar Quizzes Gifts

Before the Internet

"Welcome to the hard bar quiz. Question number 1: who are you looking at...?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Quiz Night...

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

I love being right.

"And here are today's categories...."

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'