Bar Quizzes Gifts

Before the Internet

"Welcome to the hard bar quiz. Question number 1: who are you looking at...?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Quiz Night...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'