Bar Exam Completion Gifts

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

GCSEs

Planet of the Lawyers

"We make crime pay."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Yawning barristers in court

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lady Justice.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Loopholes