Retro Exam Survivor T-Shirts

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Evil Exams!

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Examinations.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Undergraduate and don

'What did you learn at university today?'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

Medical Treatment.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

School Testing

Grabbed By Gorilla

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."