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'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Examinations.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Undergraduate and don

'What did you learn at university today?'

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'DO we have a Math test today?'

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I don't tell you how to gather."

Medical Treatment.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

School Testing

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."