Bar And Restaurant Explorer Pillows

'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...Party of one.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'No ice.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Haute Chinese

Platter confusion.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"More croutons, sir?"

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"So, do you come here often?"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Club DJ.

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'