Restaurant Explorers Pillows

"You were right-we should have just split one."

ROOMTEMP BURGER

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'

"Just who recommended this place to you?"

'Our sushi is the freshest in town!'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I come here for the pepper."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Haute Chinese

Platter confusion.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"More croutons, sir?"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

'I like a table next to the action.'