Bar And Restaurant Explorer Prints

'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...Party of one.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'No ice.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I come here for the pepper."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Platter confusion.

Haute Chinese

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"So, do you come here often?"

"More croutons, sir?"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"